February 2010
Fuck. Yes.
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love life
HAHAHAH OMG
yeah ok,
so i guess all of that shit we went through means nothing,
ok i got you.
way to bring down my already irrational mood.
What if Michael Jackson, 2Pac, and Biggie all...
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if MGMT would've won, there would've been mass...
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what a shame
Back from the show,
my cousins band isnt all that…
he is though, lol
i had a pretty good time even though i was with my dad …
that place was INFESTED with hipsters.
my dad called me one :|
i liked most of the bands :)
kiss kiss was amazing <3
OH YEAH TROPHY SCARS WAS THERE AND I WAS GONNA SEE THEM BUT MY DAD SAID NO BECAUSE HE DIDNT FEEL LIKE STAYING OUT LATE.
BUT OHH MAH GAWD I SAW JERRY JONES...
January 2010
Have you ever fucked on cocaine?
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ok,
taylorsemenetz:
i-farted:
so i don’t understand how like all of my friends can go and have sex and their parents find out and don’t do anything,
but as soon as my mom hears one thing from one of those girls mom’s about me being high, its like fucking blasphemy.
i don’t get it.
what am i doing wrong?
yeah, i wish my mom would go in a ditch or something or like no joke.
ITS JUST WEED LIKE...
ok,
so i don’t understand how like all of my friends can go and have sex and their parents find out and don’t do anything,
but as soon as my mom hears one thing from one of those girls mom’s about me being high, its like fucking blasphemy.
i don’t get it.
what am i doing wrong?
yeah, i wish my mom would go in a ditch or something or like no joke.
ITS JUST WEED LIKE WHATS...
I love my life, I just hate the shit that happens.
sammariex3:
so today was pretty fun (: i was actually ALONE with kyle alllllllllll day <3 & we basically double dated with dom & his gf, thennn kyles two cousins. lol
-first we were at the ice house, watching the gamee. comets won (:
-then we decided to go bowling (: so we went next door & bowled lmfaooo. we wenttt to the game room & craap. & when we were bowling some...
off to play the sims 3
bye <3
I FINALLY got my pair of 0g glass gauges in :)
and i like them.
a lot.
i realized,
that when i’m blasted,
im like a push over.
no, im just realllllllllllly nice.
i let people do what they want basically.
which can be a bad thing…
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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD I’M BLIND! 0_______0 it hurts so much… ;____;
…what. the. fuck.
oh my god oh my god oh my god
okay reblogging this again.
TRIPPY...
am i the only one who thinks farrah's baby is...
hooopla:
probably
no you aren’t. lol, i thought it was just me. i love maci & her baby though, omg <3
MGMT flow
:)